Rove Makes Border Policy, Also Approves of It

The Washington Post covered a story today saying that Rove approved of the WH border control policy to be announced tonight. The fact that he made up the policy had nothing to do with this approval, Rove said.

Rove is expected to issue the details of his plea agreement in the CIA leak scandal at approximately the same time as the President's speech tonight, but he said that this would be purely coincidental timing.

Rove also said that he would resign his post when he was indicted tonight but that his hand would stay inside the President Bush dummy in order to animate its every move until the end of its term.

Update...Washington Post Changes Headline, Ruins Joke. The headline had said "Rove Approves of" the policy. They changed it to "Rove Defends" the policy. They're quick, those guys...real quick.